Here's some of the gems that came out of my almost-3-year-old's mouth the last couple weeks.
"Mommy! When I get out of the bath my fingers are all tinkly!"
"Oh! That scared my crap out!"
"Carry me. My legs are broke."
(Heavy sigh) "What a day, what a day." -said at 8am.
"Mommy, I can feek fannish. Uno, dos, tuh-race, carto, seeenko!"
"Bark! Bark! I'm a dog. My name's Biscuit!"
"Mommy, when will everyone wake up? Don't they know it's good-morning-time?"